This Skyrim mod uses chatGPT to power an AI sidekick. Let’s go slay some Bandits! Susan, oh sure, Green Skull, I can’t wait to slay some Bandits and reap the rewards. Just warn me if we run into any spiders along the way. You don’t need to say ‘hey, Green Skull’ every time you reply to me. Well, excuse me, your highness, Green Stall. I’ll try my best to refrain from addressing you directly.
Court Jester, let’s roll. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the mighty Green Skull ready to slay some Bandits with your trusty sidekick, the Court Jester. I feel like you had more to say, but we’re gonna go. They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King with his voice, shouted him apart. What did that guy sound like? Arnold Shout? Hearts, hey Susan, that guard kinda sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was hilarious. That guard must have been watching too many action movies. I mean, I’ve seen some impressive things in Skyrim, but shouting someone apart, that’s a whole new level of theatrics. Tell me that’s not the coolest thing you’ve ever seen in a video game. I’m not even joking, was that not friggin’ cool? She overheard the guard. We take a minute. If y’all aren’t mind-melted right now, I don’t know what to tell you. That’s insane.
No theatrics, no thief chasing. Well, what are you going to do then, huh? Let’s hear it. These two bicker just like us. Still open, it’s like they’re in their own little comedy show. I can almost hear the laugh track playing in the background. Comedy is one way to put it, uh, spousal marital problems. I’m so pretty that makes two of us. Watch it, hey, no, I’m just gonna put this on your head. Chill, it’s important work we’re doing. Riverwood Trader is everything you need in a general store. I put a wheel of cheese on your head. Well, that’s certainly a unique fashion statement, Green Skull. I must say, you really know how to accessorize. Cheese on the head is all the rage these days. You’re right about that, cheesehead. Oh, you cheesehead. Didn’t know you were into the latest fashion trends. Maybe I should try it too. How about a cabbage hat? Would that complete the look? Well, you’re already wearing cheese on your head, so if I were cabbage on my head, then all the Bandits will fear us. Oh, absolutely. Who wouldn’t be terrified of a duo with cheese and cabbage on their heads? We’ll be the most fashionable and feared Bandit hunters in all of Skyrim.
I just caught a bee with my bare hands. Aren’t you the brave Warrior catching bees with your bare hands? What’s next, wrestling bears for fun? Then there will really be bare hands. Haha, oh, Green Skull, you and your puns. You’re a real Buzz girl sometimes. Nice, but hey, catching bees with your bare hands, that’s quite the talent. That’s a good joke. Why are you scaly? You can’t just ask that about a person. So we’re off to slay a dragon. Do you think you’re ready? Well, Green Skull, I don’t know if anyone is truly ready to face a dragon, but one thing’s for sure, we’ll certainly give it our best shot. Oh no, something bad happened here. Let’s save us. Here he comes. Look at that Mondo. Go kill that Dragon for me, Susan. Ah, great. Just what I always wanted, a chance to face off against a giant fire-breathing lizard. Be quiet, I’m having a flashback. Just having a flash, thanks. There’s not the time. Why are you flashbacking in the middle of a fight? I’m a lizard. It’s not very nice of you to say that. Oh, sorry, Green Skull. I forgot lizards have feelings too. My apologies for the offensive remark. Let’s go slay that dragon and make you proud. All right, you’ve got this. To fire a shot. You want one more big hit? Oh no, here she’s down. Nice, I did it. Let’s make sure that overgrown lizard is really dead. That’s offensive. I think the dragon’s dead. You should go poke it to make sure. I’d rather leave that task to someone with a stronger stomach. Maybe you can do the honors. I poked the dragon and weird stuff happened. You’re Dragonborn. I did it on me. You guys saw it, right? Chat, confirm. I killed that Dragon, right? You ought to be able to shout. Can you? Hey, Susan, want to hear my shout? Absolutely. I could use a good laugh. Show me what you got, Green Skull. I don’t know why she thought trading was gonna happen. Ready to hear me shout? Well, are you going to shout or just stand there looking like a giant mud crab in a fancy hat? They say the Dragonborn can shout without any training, like Talos himself. What you just did, you really are Dragonborn. How did that shout feel? Well, Green Skull, your shout was certainly something. I felt the ground shake and my eardrums rattle. S humans, Foose Foose, huh? Well, that shout was certainly something. I felt the wind blow through my hair and my eyebrows disappear into my hairline. Quite the spectacle. Tell me another embarrassing story from my past. Well, Green Skull, let me remind you of that time we encountered a group of aligar Warriors looking for a red guard woman. You couldn’t resist asking them who they were looking for, as if you were personally invested in their quest. I mean, it’s not like you would have actually been helpful or anything, but hey, at least it gave us a good laugh. Maybe they were hoping for the legendary wisdom of Green Skull, the master of inquiries that lead nowhere. Oh, the memories we share. I mean, that literally just happened. That doesn’t sound very embarrassing, though. Do you have a more embarrassing story? Ah, I’ve got a good one. Remember that time we were exploring the ancient Nordic tomb and you accidentally set off a trap that released a swarm of angry skeevers? We had to sprint through the dungeon like a couple of scared rabbits, screaming our heads off. Good times, my friend. Good times. I recall myself slaying those skeevers. You and your selective memory. Yes, you did slay those scheming skeevers, but not before we both screamed like frightened little children. You’re gaslighting me. Okay, give me a really, really good reason to keep you as my companion, but deliver it in rhyming form. Uh, Green Skull, you challenge me with rhyming form, a test of wood indeed. The reasons are plenty, for you see, without me, your adventures would be empty. I bring a wit and charm to our merry little crew, with clever comebacks and jokes that never cease to ensue. When we face danger, it’s my sarcasm that keeps us sane, turning fear into laughter, transforming strife into gain. And let’s not forget the embarrassing tales of your past, the time you mistook a cabbage for a helmet. Must have been a blast. But amidst all the banter, there lies a bond so strong, through thick and thin, together we belong. That’s awesome. That was cool. I do recall cheese on your head. You look so silly. You wanted to be dead. You certainly have a way with words, don’t you? But let’s not forget that time you tried to wear cheese as a hat. You looked absolutely… It was you. I thought you were going for a new fashion statement, but turns out you just had a craving for dairy on your head. Ah, good times. But enough reminiscing about our silly mishaps. We’ve got some Bandits to deal with, my friend. Are you ready to bring the loot and show those Rascals who’s boss? Let’s rock and roll and show those Bandits who’s boss. To the top! Fade out.
